Routine and Simplified

forgeries:

"When U Love Somebody" - Fruit Bats

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

(Source: facebook.com)

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

I don’t know what to get my boyfriend for Valentines Day. I can get him a customized wallet insert or beard cream.  Decisions are hard.

im gonna go to bed at ten tonight

—someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)

There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature.

—William Upski Wimsatt (via dotonbori)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

If we die we’ll die, but first we’ll live.

(Source: daenerysstubborn)

(Source: gracie-law)

Anonymous asked:

Have you ever taken it in the butt?

I took a shot once, in the butt. That shit hurts!

My cookie cutters came in. I’m so excited! #nalahomemadetreats #fordogs

My cookie cutters came in. I’m so excited! #nalahomemadetreats #fordogs

Had an early birthday dinner with my family tonight. I didn’t want a cake. #icecreamsandwich

Had an early birthday dinner with my family tonight. I didn’t want a cake. #icecreamsandwich

envycamacho:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

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