I don’t know what to get my boyfriend for Valentines Day. I can get him a customized wallet insert or beard cream. Decisions are hard.
im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)
There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature.
Have you ever taken it in the butt?
I took a shot once, in the butt. That shit hurts!